Keyboard Ninjas Pillows

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Cyberwarfare

Col Pugno

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Computer whisperer.