Romantic Coder Pillows

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'It's over'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

Computer Dating

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Your website or mine?'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Open Source.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Using a social media app to date

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I can't see it lasting!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

Blind data.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Love letter via email.

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Valentine's Day texting

Love Online.

'I'm cmng!!!'