Nostalgic Coder Pillows

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Those Were The Days

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Old Spice

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Lost Diary'

Old-fashioned computer

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Scales

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"