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'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Snoopy with Laptop

Those Were The Days

Letter Collecting Nerd

Old Spice

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Print Suicide

'Lost Diary'

Old-fashioned computer

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Scales

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"