Nostalgic Singer Pillows

To be fair, I'll bet "LMNOP" is everyone's favorite part of that song.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Elvis Presley

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Grandma's caf

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."