Late-night Coder Pillows

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

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"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Open Source.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

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"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

If God was a programmer

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.