Romantic Coder Gifts

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'It's over'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

Computer Dating

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Your website or mine?'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Open Source.

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

Using a social media app to date

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I can't see it lasting!"

Blind data.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Love letter via email.

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Valentine's Day texting

'I'm cmng!!!'