Coding Novelist Gifts

It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

The Digital Family

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Early Programmers.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Binary Man

'Well look, here come the hackers!'