Coding Fanatic Gifts

Silicon Vale

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.

Alan Turing

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Zero Tolerance

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

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'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'