Computation Fanatic Gifts

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

Futuristic Teenagers.

Silicon Vale

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

Scientist with test tube.

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'More or less?'

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Tech stocks tumbled on news that Alan Greenspan's computer was down.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

When psychics fight.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"