Computation Lover Gifts

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

I love maths.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."