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"If only it was that simple."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Graduation Speech.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Recession mathematical equation.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

I love maths.

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"OMG!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Lesser Known Digits of Pi