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Organic Software by Free Ranging Programmers

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Current location

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Moon Lander

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"