Algorithm Lover T-Shirts

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Early Programmers.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Staff Yearbook

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."