Cyber Lover Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Cybergoth.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We were matched by computer.'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'So are you seeing anyone?'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

Computer Downloads.