Internet Cupids Pillows

Online Dating Can Be Risky!

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

cuPad

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

Valentines

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Online Dating for Dummies

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

Call it Tough Love.

Cat Stops Cupid

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Pucker up!

"Is our owner hot?"

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'George and I met on line!'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Love in Church

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"