Internet Cupids Pillows

Online Dating Can Be Risky!

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

cuPad

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Valentines

Cupid and parachutists.

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Online Dating for Dummies

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Cat Stops Cupid

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Pucker up!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Is our owner hot?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'George and I met on line!'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Love in Church

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'