Cosmic Cupid Pillows

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

Hubble Telescope

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Barman In Love.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Wedding Chefs

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

cuPad

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Online Dating for Dummies

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Pucker up!

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Chefs in love

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'