Cosmic Cupid Mugs

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

Hubble Telescope

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Barman In Love.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

cuPad

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Wedding Chefs

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Online Dating for Dummies

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Chefs in love

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Pucker up!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"