Chronological Cupid Mugs

"I'm only attracted to older women."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Everybody meets online these days."

cuPad

Wedding Chefs

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Online Dating for Dummies

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Pucker up!

Chefs in love

"Is our owner hot?"

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Hubble Telescope

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

It's raining men

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."