Modern Day Cupid Mugs

'She spends hours on that fire to her boyfriend'.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

cuPad

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Cupid and parachutists.

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Call it Tough Love.

Online Dating for Dummies

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Let's do lunch.'

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

Cat Stops Cupid

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Pucker up!

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

Valentine's Day

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

Love in Church

Valentines

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'