Young Cupid Mugs

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Valentine Vaccines

'More hair than brains.'

cuPad

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Online Dating for Dummies

'Look! There's Santa!'

Pucker up!

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Tough Love 2000

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

Valentine's Day