Young Crush Mugs

"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cupid and Targets

Likes: $2.

Love linked

"She's just being Koi."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Frog flirting.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Asking out a palm reader.

I think you're ace

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Your place or mine?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Romantic Graffiti

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Better luck next time, kid."