Schoolboy Crush Mugs

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

Young Love

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

School reunion

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

"Why are you so excited about school starting?"

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

"Did you have to get a permission slip from your mother to go on the field trip?"