School Crush Survivor Mugs

"Tyler, you're creepy, weird and disgusting. Signed, Gracie."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's been a stressful school year."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.