Chronological Cupid Pillows

"I'm only attracted to older women."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Wedding Chefs

cuPad

"Everybody meets online these days."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Online Dating for Dummies

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Chefs in love

Pucker up!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"Is our owner hot?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Hubble Telescope

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

It's raining men

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'