Culinary Cupid Pillows

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!'

Chefs in love

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Wedding Chefs

A heart shaped cake

"It was love at first sight."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Soup of the month.

Garden.

Too much cilantro

I love Cannelloni

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Holiday Supplies

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Please don't kill me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

The perfect man

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Don't tell him anything."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'