Culinary Cupid Prints

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!'

Chefs in love

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Wedding Chefs

A heart shaped cake

"It was love at first sight."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Soup of the month.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Garden.

Too much cilantro

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

The perfect man

"Don't tell him anything."