Culinary Comrade Prints

Ants take cheese and grater

Commie Chef.

Martha bakes with her new friends.

French Toast

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

Night of the Latkes

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Bad dog."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Thou Shalt Not!

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Salt and Pepper

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."