Culinary Comrade Pillows

Ants take cheese and grater

Commie Chef.

Martha bakes with her new friends.

French Toast

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Night of the Latkes

"Bad dog."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I come here for the pepper."

Thou Shalt Not!

Full English Breakfast.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Salt and Pepper

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.