Culinary Crusader Pillows

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

"The usual"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

The impossible dream

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

'Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for!'

Waiter fights off chicken.

"Remember, don't ever let the surveillance camera catch you killing a cockroach."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Tension filled the tent.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.