Culinary Character Crusader Pillows

"Rye? You're not gonna believe who I just ran into..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Access Denied!

Dogs and Cake

Food Pyramid

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Citizen Cane...