Bread Crusader Pillows

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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Give quiche a chance!

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Art Plagiarism

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Food Pyramid

Dogs and Cake

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'