Cupcake Crusader Pillows

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Super pets.

Give quiche a chance!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Pinata Zombies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Food Pyramid

The Family Joules: Part 15

Dogs and Cake

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Citizen Cane...

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'