Compost Crusader Pillows

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"You've got composter syndrome."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Oil shock.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Life in The Halfassic Age

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Bird Green Peace

"Leftover seeds."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."