Composting Crusader Pillows

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

Farmers' Warnings.

Global Warming.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Seals - Pick your own.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

HS2 time bomb...

Mine problems

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."