Composting Crusader Gifts

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Farmers' Warnings.

Global Warming.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Seals - Pick your own.

HS2 time bomb...

Mine problems

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Cleaner