Compost Crusader Gifts

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"You've got composter syndrome."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Oil shock.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Net Zero Superstitions

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Life in The Halfassic Age

Carbon capture and storage

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Leftover seeds."