Crop Crusader Gifts

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Everything locally grown.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Farmers' Warnings.

Art Plagiarism

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

The vegan hunter

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Save the Cacti.

Ocotillo

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Toad roadkill.

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Farmer Problems

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Super Cow

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."