Culinary Conqueror Pillows

Am Awful Crammer.

A woman's work is never done!

Alexander the Greater.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'To cook is to dare!'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"It'll never be ready in time."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'