Culinary Conqueror Gifts

Am Awful Crammer.

A woman's work is never done!

Alexander the Greater.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'To cook is to dare!'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A day in the life of a dish sink

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'