Kitchen Conquerors Gifts

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Baker Romance

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Am Awful Crammer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

A butcher and his apprentice.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A woman's work is never done!

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Your mom's a very special person."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

The Colonel at home.

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'