Kitchen Calamity Conqueror Gifts

Looking for a gift for your kitchen calamity conqueror? Our collection features witty and amusing items perfect for anyone who wrangles with the stove and faceplant into flour. Whether they’re a seasoned cook or just love a good laugh while cooking, these products add personality and humor to their culinary chaos, making their kitchen time more joyful and less stressful.

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'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!' mockup

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

from $19.00

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

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'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

from $19.00

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES mockup

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

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'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.' mockup

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

from $19.00

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating." mockup

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

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“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand” mockup

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

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'and then stand in dish for two hours.' mockup

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

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Roasted

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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Bake off: Flan B

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"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay." mockup

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

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"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!" mockup

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

from $19.00

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.' mockup

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

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Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king! mockup

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

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'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.' mockup

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

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A day in the life of a dish sink

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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Woman in need of an extractor fan. mockup

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

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"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!" mockup

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

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The Colonel at home.

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Tsunami in the cooking pot.

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'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!' mockup

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

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'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.' mockup

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

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"Touch that and you're a dead man." mockup

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

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"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?" mockup

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

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Tuppermalware

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"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?" mockup

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

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'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.' mockup

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

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"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper." mockup

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

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"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe." mockup

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

from $19.00

Kitchen Calamity Conqueror Gifts Collection

Kitchen Calamity Conqueror Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for the perfect humorous gift for your kitchen calamity conqueror, featuring funny designs that make every coffee break a celebration.

Kitchen Calamity Conqueror Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows that celebrate their kitchen adventures. Shop now for cozy humor that’s perfect for the culinary chaos lover.

Kitchen Calamity Conqueror Prints

Add some humor to their decor with prints celebrating kitchen mishaps and victories. Discover designs that make their space uniquely cheerful.

Kitchen Calamity Conqueror T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt to showcase your kitchen chaos hero’s humor. Our fun and witty designs are perfect for the kitchen calamity conqueror’s wardrobe.