Kitchen Calamity Champion Gifts

Bake off: Flan B

Roasted

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

All sizzle and no roast

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

Fire In Restaurant

'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'