Kitchen Calamity Curator Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a kitchen calamity creator's fun and fiery spirit? Discover playful, lighthearted products that acknowledge their love of cooking chaos—perfect for someone who spices up every recipe with their unique flair. Whether they burn it or plate it, these gifts embrace their culinary adventures with humor and charm, making every kitchen mishap the start of a new story.

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"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline." mockup

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

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Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff. mockup

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

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Is that pancake ready yet?

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Roasted

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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Bake off: Flan B

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'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.' mockup

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.' mockup

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

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'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.' mockup

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

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"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper." mockup

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

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'Is it still edible?'

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"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!" mockup

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

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"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry." mockup

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

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"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?" mockup

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

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To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered. mockup

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

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'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...' mockup

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..." mockup

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

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"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender." mockup

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

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'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.' mockup

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

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"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!" mockup

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

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Dave's How to Puke Book.

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"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it." mockup

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

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"George! You forgot to put the top on the popcorn popper."

"George! You forgot to put the top on the popcorn popper." mockup

"George! You forgot to put the top on the popcorn popper."

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'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.' mockup

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

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Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets! mockup

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

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"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..." mockup

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

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'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?' mockup

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

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'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off." mockup

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

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"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?" mockup

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

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All sizzle and no roast

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"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes." mockup

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

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Kitchen Calamity Curator Gifts Collection

Kitchen Calamity Curator Mugs

Looking for more ways to bring humor to their kitchen? Explore our collection of mugs designed for the kitchen calamity curator and add laughter to every coffee break.

Kitchen Calamity Curator Pillows

Add humor and comfort to their kitchen or living space with our playful pillows. Discover designs that cheer on the creative chef in all their kitchen escapades.

Kitchen Calamity Curator Prints

Decorate their culinary space with prints that celebrate their love of kitchen chaos. Perfect for adding personality and humor to any cooking corner.

Kitchen Calamity Curator T-Shirts

Find the perfect shirt to match their fiery cooking spirit. Browse our selection of t-shirts that celebrate the fun and chaos of culinary adventures.