Kitchen Garden Conqueror Gifts

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A woman's work is never done!

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

The Colonel at home.

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

Tuppermalware

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

So! How do we like this months book? Heart-racing! The author's right. We need more stormy passion in our lives. More wild desire! Remember when we'd do anything for love? Oops! Gotta defrost the chicken tenders. No. I don't recall. Nor I.