Culinary Cubicle Conqueror Gifts

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Tension filled the tent.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Am Awful Crammer.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A woman's work is never done!

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!