Cubicle Chef Gifts

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Another day at work would be one too many...

"At this office no two days are different."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

Busy day at the office.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

"A watched file never loads..."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Love thy Neighbour.

A man works in a snow globe.