Cupboard Chef Gifts

Scrounge

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Little chef.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Scales

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Practical Woodworm...

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Beard helper

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Landslide Hazard

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."