Cupboard Shenanigan Enthusiast Gifts

Landslide Hazard

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

World Cup Fever

'Have you any W fronts?'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

Practical Woodworm...

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

The Stinker

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Moses in the Gents.'

"The fourth door! The men's room is the fourth door on the right!"

'Awww. The Squirrel-Of-The-Month Club. They shouldn't have!'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Very rough-looking tattooed thug on his way to the 'Gentlemen'.

Smelling the roses in a toilet.

Alt. TP

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"