Cupboard Connoisseur Gifts

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Practical Woodworm...

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"What does she have that I don't?"

Expensive greeting cards.

"The first of many cubicles..."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Wine Lovers

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Lunch!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'This closet needs digitized.'

Rishi Sunak

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Landslide Hazard

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.